Hate It When That Happens

After surviving today's seven-hour meeting at work, I decided an obituary was in order:

We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of Alyssa, who on the 7th of April of this year was viciously shot by a homicidal maniac. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Did you hear something?" just before expiring. Alyssa is survived by four sisters and a mule. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

I just hate it when that happens.

Alyssa